I honest to god don’t know why i’m reblogging this because when I watched this, at this bit i screamed and dived under the covers.
why is darth maul trying to frighten night owl?
(via imnothingbutabeast)
i had no idea that the human torch was on the spain’s olympic team.
(via lulubonanza)
Bahaha.
- Computer: Monitor, display this document, okay?
- Monitor: No prob, boss.
- Computer: Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
- Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
- Computer: Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
- Mouse: Over the icon panel, sir.
- Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
- Mouse: Of course.
- Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and P simultaneously.
- Monitor: Oh god, here we go.
- Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?
- Printer: No.
- Computer: Please, Printer, I know you're there.
- Printer: No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
- Computer: Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
- Mouse: Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.
- Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
- Printer: No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
- Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
- Printer: No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
- Computer: You are not out of in-
- Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
- Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
- Monitor: But sir, he has plen-
- Computer: Just do it, damn it!
- Monitor: Yes sir.
- Keyboard: Ahhh! He's hitting me!
- Computer: Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
- Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
- Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!
- Printer: Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
- Monitor: Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
- Computer: No. He did this to himself.
MINTcondition opens next week. So that means preview time!
Preview #3: “Still Life with Deadpool and Unicorn” by Mikeatron
Preview #4: “The Spidermans” by Scott Campbell
(via lulubonanza)
(via roxie911)
Travel posters are great and all, but why go to a far off land when you can be lazy!? Caldwell Tanner’s group of such posters caters to us online junkies.
Blasting around on the internet, video games, at home and watching television is paradise!
Travel Posters for Lazy People by Caldwell Tanner (Tumblr) (Twitter)
Via: College Humor
(via lulubonanza)
there is a cute story of boy meets girl behind those wheels.
(via willtc666)
The doctor is performing an abortion. The baby that is supposed to be terminated just grabbed the doctor’s finger.
(via imgTumble)oh. my. fucking. god. THIS SHIT IS REAL.
so gross but so … omfg i don’t even know :/
IDGAF I’M NEVER GETTING AN ABORTION. FUCK THAT. EVERYONE DESERVES A CHANCE AT LIFE.
it’s fucking House…. and the episode isnt even about abortion.
^_^
pretty much, except i f*cking love candy corn.
(via stancedubgirl)
